Zombies for Zombies- Advice & Etiquette by David P. Murphy

Author:David P. Murphy [Murphy, David P.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2011-01-12T07:00:00+00:00

You CAN Heal Your Post-Life

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• Hair that’s less ratty and with fewer bugs

• Improved texture and manageability

• Extra additives for more scalp control

• A look that resembles shine

Our patented industrial/botanical formula gives relief from that greasy, smelly rat’s nest on your head, replacing your “don’t” with an absolute “do.” Check it out. Your hair will be better looking, and it won’t fall out as quickly, either! Put a smile on your hair with Twi-Life!

When first using my shampoo, heed the requirements of the initial application. It’s imperative you rinse and repeat. Then rinse and repeat. And again. And again. For best results, that first use should consist of eight to ten consecutive shampoos. That way, you’ll be sure to eliminate every last bit of dried fluid, gnat, or bone from your skullular region. Immediately follow that ritual with my Twi-Life conditioner, which calls for one solid hour of conditioning. My revolutionary blend of lemon grass, lavender, and industrial solvents really needs a chance to get in there and do its thing. After one hour, rinse thoroughly; I mean, like an OCD

kind of thoroughly! Dry with a soft towel and style to your liking.

Should you need help on the styling front, try hitting up R. Porvel’s Sculpting Jamm™. That is one rockin’ concoction of polymers that will lock down your look.

Well done, Romar. I know you’re due back at the shelter, so thanks again for your time and contribution.

Now let’s bring in our resident skin-care specialist, Oblivion, for a quick lesson about how best to reenergize your epidermis. Oblivion comes to ZombiesForZombies.indd 105

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